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bitchlasagna
3 months ago
Friday 5th April 2019 02:07:35

update i have befriended crayon anon


bitchlasagna
3 months ago
Thursday 4th April 2019 23:55:20

i got a great anon over on my request blog im practically in tears. positive vibes to crayon anon, may they not get sick from the crayon they ingested


bitchlasagna reblogged babushka
4 months ago
Sunday 31st March 2019 05:12:41
lime 30th March 2019 05:41:25 PM - 4 months ago

my one political post


bitchlasagna 31st March 2019 05:12:41 AM - 4 months ago


bitchlasagna reblogged lime
4 months ago
Sunday 31st March 2019 03:20:21
lime 31st March 2019 01:32:51 AM - 4 months ago

bitchlasagna reblogged disasterbisexual
4 months ago
Friday 29th March 2019 15:15:45
disasterbisexual 28th March 2019 11:47:50 PM - 4 months ago

Florida Man is the closest thing this world has to a supervillian


timeskip 29th March 2019 04:39:05 AM - 4 months ago

^ #who shall be our hero?

the brave news reporters who dare to expose his crimes, of course


bitchlasagna reblogged babushka
4 months ago
Thursday 28th March 2019 21:18:32
ladysnarkington 19th March 2019 04:27:16 AM - 4 months ago

proof im a goblin:

the best night of my life was spent wearing no bra and no pants while eating an entire loaf of garlic bread at midnight


bitchlasagna reblogged eyeapple
4 months ago
Wednesday 27th March 2019 18:48:56
brotherdusk 27th March 2019 12:36:47 PM - 4 months ago

Villains who are absolutely, 100% convinced they're doing the right thing (or, at the most, the wrong thing, but for all the right reasons) and can convincingly argue this point are the scariest.

Among other things, that's because such villains make you question if the hero you've been rooting for is just like them.


bitchlasagna reblogged babushka
4 months ago
Wednesday 27th March 2019 18:00:46
babushka 27th March 2019 03:06:21 PM - 4 months ago

"Human i can't eat with a spoon. Take it away. Someone's always staring at me from there"


bitchlasagna reblogged babushka
4 months ago
Monday 25th March 2019 15:19:08
aesthetic-melon 20th January 2019 02:08:32 AM - 6 months ago
telepathic-melon

i made 4 of these errors

theyre fun to make


bitchlasagna 25th March 2019 03:19:08 PM - 4 months ago

@eyeapple


bitchlasagna reblogged eyeapple
4 months ago
Sunday 24th March 2019 18:37:25
lime 22nd March 2019 11:05:31 PM - 4 months ago

if you have crunshy bones i just want to tell you that they are a delisious snack


eyeapple 22nd March 2019 11:48:40 PM - 4 months ago

Please don't. I need those.


lime 23rd March 2019 11:04:39 PM - 4 months ago

i gotta monch


lime 23rd March 2019 11:05:01 PM - 4 months ago

i GOTTA crunch


eyeapple 24th March 2019 12:00:23 AM - 4 months ago

You gotta STOP-


bitchlasagna reblogged babushka
4 months ago
Saturday 23rd March 2019 20:39:51

commissions open!

cosmicaces 22nd March 2019 06:03:20 PM - 4 months ago

howdy! i'm moving next week and i am in desperate need of money to purchase things for my room that i can use (i am getting out of an unhealthy household without saying a word to my dad so i can't bring my desk or any side tables) as well as money for food (i am a picky eater due to having a lot of sensory issues with food).

as i cannot get a job for the time being, my only form of income is through commissions and through donations from ko-fi. if you have any money to spare, i'd greatly appreciate it if you could help me out :(

examples of my art as well as pricing is included on this google doc (i can't find a commission sheet format that i currently like) 

my kofi is here, and if you donate the equivalent to 4 coffees or more, i'll draw you a sketch of your choosing! just know that i retain the right to refuse certain requests (types i would refuse are included on the google doc)

even if you can't spare any money, sharing this post will greatly help :(


bitchlasagna
4 months ago
Friday 22nd March 2019 03:58:01

I just impulsively started a kin/fictive help blog with my friend over on The Hell Site (because shared blogs arent a thing here yet)

 


bitchlasagna reblogged kidd
4 months ago
Thursday 21st March 2019 21:18:11
moon 21st March 2019 12:36:50 PM - 4 months ago


bitchlasagna reblogged disasterbisexual
4 months ago
Tuesday 19th March 2019 02:04:41
disasterbisexual 17th March 2019 01:46:55 AM - 4 months ago

"I'm like that pizza, hot and ready."

"You mean cheap and greasy, right?"

-actual conversation I just heard


bitchlasagna reblogged eyeapple
4 months ago
Saturday 16th March 2019 17:43:20

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Programming to Bring You This Breaking News

nextjenn 15th March 2019 03:06:34 AM - 4 months ago

LOOK AT MY CAT! HE GOT A NEW TOY!

 

 

 


bitchlasagna reblogged eyeapple
4 months ago
Saturday 16th March 2019 17:43:14
lime 15th March 2019 07:57:24 AM - 4 months ago

it has come to my attention that i unfortunatly have a skeleton, if youd be so kind to donate so i can fix this grave error i-


babushka 15th March 2019 09:01:39 AM - 4 months ago

this is literally an error not even the grave can fix. put it in a closet or something


bitchlasagna reblogged disasterbisexual
4 months ago
Monday 11th March 2019 15:33:36
disasterbisexual 11th March 2019 11:15:17 AM - 4 months ago

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender 11th March 2019 01:16:24 PM - 4 months ago

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


bitchlasagna reblogged lazy
4 months ago
Sunday 10th March 2019 16:31:50
lazy 10th March 2019 01:54:47 AM - 4 months ago

how do gain follow


bitchlasagna
4 months ago
Saturday 9th March 2019 21:35:19

yall can feel free to follow my personal over at @sleepysystem


bitchlasagna reblogged lime
4 months ago
Saturday 9th March 2019 21:34:47
lime 9th March 2019 04:28:22 PM - 4 months ago

every step you take

every move you make

my bones will be hurting me


bitchlasagna reblogged wyvern-king
4 months ago
Saturday 9th March 2019 21:34:20
wyvern-king 9th March 2019 04:07:23 PM - 4 months ago

good morning welcome to my bones snapping with every move i make


coffee 9th March 2019 04:41:30 PM - 4 months ago

A bouncer stops you at the door.

"Password?"

You crack your knuckles bend your knees enough that snaps and pops echo around the back alley.

"Password accepted, welcome to the Rice Crispie Club."


bitchlasagna reblogged disasterbisexual
4 months ago
Monday 4th March 2019 23:53:39
disasterbisexual 4th March 2019 03:27:49 PM - 4 months ago

Getting art advice from my brother is both helpful and frustrating because he isn't an artist so he doesn't understand my limitations and often doesn't get my intent, but it's fun having him in my art class because he'll be like "Her lips are too wide, make them thinner," and I'll be like "Dude you can't talk, your guy's lips are just a smear of oil pastel."


bitchlasagna reblogged lime
4 months ago
Monday 4th March 2019 02:55:56
pansexual 3rd March 2019 04:25:46 AM - 4 months ago

*breathes heavily*

Is it called sand because it’s between the sea and the land? 


lime 4th March 2019 02:41:28 AM - 4 months ago

you know too much


bitchlasagna
5 months ago
Sunday 3rd March 2019 00:12:02

shout-out to people unfollowing me because they can't handle a couple opinions


bitchlasagna reblogged lime
5 months ago
Saturday 2nd March 2019 00:47:26
lime 2nd March 2019 12:43:48 AM - 5 months ago

god sucked my dick in a burger king bathroom 


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